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Livraison ultra rapide

Nous livrons nos commandes dans le monde entier en quelques jours !

Satisfait ou remboursé

Vous pouvez retourner votre commande dans les 14 jours et obtenir un remboursement

Assistance de premier ordre

Toujours orienté vers le client, rapide et précis

Paiements sécurisés

Nous utilisons uniquement des opérateurs de paiement fiables et sécurisés et nous ne conservons pas vos données de paiement

Heads-up for U.S. customers

As of Aug 29, 2025, the U.S. removed the $800 de minimis rule. Import duties, taxes, and FedEx clearance/processing fees may be charged by FedEx on delivery and are not included at checkout.

Orders with only stickers, wall prints, posters, vinyl records or audio CDs: duty-free (0% duty). Please note: FedEx may still assess a small clearance/processing fee (e.g., entry/MPF) even when duty is 0%.
Mixed orders (e.g., vinyl/CD + apparel/other merch): duties may apply to the non-media items, and FedEx may charge a clearance/disbursement fee (4.5 USD).
Coffee/tea: subject to FDA clearance. FedEx collects a $27.50 FDA fee on delivery (not charged at checkout).

If you’re unsure, please contact us before ordering — we’ll help.

Viktig for kunder i Norge (VOEC)

Vi er VOEC-registrert. For forbrukerbestillinger med VOEC-godkjente varer (hver vare ≤ NOK 3 000) påløper det ingen import- eller håndteringsgebyrer ved levering. Norsk MVA (25 %) beregnes i kassen (varer + frakt) og innbetales av oss i Norge.

Grensen gjelder per vare (frakt regnes ikke inn i vareverdien).
Unntak: mat og drikke (inkl. kaffe), kosttilskudd, alkohol, tobakk — sendes utenfor VOEC; import-MVA/fortollingsgebyrer kan påløpe ved levering.
B2B-bestillinger: VOEC gjelder for forbrukere; bedrifter følger ordinære import-/MVA-regler.
Blandet handlekurv (f.eks. VOEC-varer + kaffe): vurder separate bestillinger for å beholde VOEC-fordelene.

Usikker på om bestillingen kvalifiserer? Kontakt oss — vi hjelper deg.

Heads-up for UK customers

We charge UK VAT at checkout on all orders (VAT no.: GB369523368).

Orders ≤ £135: Duty-free and nothing to pay on delivery — UK VAT is already collected at checkout.
Orders > £135: the carrier may collect import VAT and any applicable customs duties on delivery. If that happens, contact us — we’ll refund the UK VAT paid at checkout (proof of carrier charges may be required).
Media only (stickers, wall prints, posters, vinyl records, audio CDs): typically 0% customs duty (UK VAT still applies).
Mixed orders (e.g., vinyl/CD + apparel/other merch): non-media items may incur duty; the carrier may charge a clearance/disbursement fee.
Food / coffee / tea & supplements: standard import; expect UK VAT and possible carrier clearance/inspection fees (not charged at checkout by us).

Not sure? Contact us before ordering — we’ll help.