La merde de Dieu

Panier

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Livraison ultra rapide

Nous expédions dans le monde entier en quelques jours.

Satisfait ou remboursé

Vous pouvez retourner la commande sous 14 jours et être remboursé.

Support de premier ordre

Toujours orientés client — rapides et précis.

Paiements sécurisés

Nous n’utilisons que des prestataires de paiement fiables et sécurisés, et ne stockons jamais vos données de carte.

U.S. orders — no surprises

To make shopping easier and fully transparent, U.S. orders are shipped via USPS in Delivered Duty Paid (DDP) mode. All import duties, taxes, and clearance costs are included at checkout.

This means:

No extra fees on delivery — USPS will not collect any money from you.
The total you see at checkout is the final total.
Faster, smoother delivery with no paperwork or surprises at your door.

Vinyl records, CDs, books, prints, stickers: duty-free items (0% duty). Any minor customs or processing costs are already included at checkout.
Apparel and other merch: applicable duties are calculated and collected at checkout.
Coffee / tea: shipped without any additional FDA or import fees. Everything is included in the checkout total.

In short: what you pay at checkout is exactly what you pay — nothing more.

If you’re unsure, please contact us before ordering — we’ll help.

Viktig for kunder i Norge (VOEC)

Vi er VOEC-registrert. For forbrukerbestillinger med VOEC-godkjente varer (hver vare ≤ NOK 3 000) påløper det ingen import- eller håndteringsgebyrer ved levering. Norsk MVA (25 %) beregnes i kassen (varer + frakt) og innbetales av oss i Norge.

Grensen gjelder per vare (frakt regnes ikke inn i vareverdien).
Unntak: mat og drikke (inkl. kaffe), kosttilskudd, alkohol, tobakk — sendes utenfor VOEC; import-MVA/fortollingsgebyrer kan påløpe ved levering.
B2B-bestillinger: VOEC gjelder for forbrukere; bedrifter følger ordinære import-/MVA-regler.
Blandet handlekurv (f.eks. VOEC-varer + kaffe): vurder separate bestillinger for å beholde VOEC-fordelene.

Usikker på om bestillingen kvalifiserer? Kontakt oss — vi hjelper deg.

Heads-up for UK customers

We charge UK VAT at checkout on all orders (VAT no.: GB369523368).

Orders ≤ £135: Duty-free and nothing to pay on delivery — UK VAT is already collected at checkout.
Orders > £135: the carrier may collect import VAT and any applicable customs duties on delivery. If that happens, contact us — we’ll refund the UK VAT paid at checkout (proof of carrier charges may be required).
Media only (stickers, wall prints, posters, vinyl records, audio CDs): typically 0% customs duty (UK VAT still applies).
Mixed orders (e.g., vinyl/CD + apparel/other merch): non-media items may incur duty; the carrier may charge a clearance/disbursement fee.
Food / coffee / tea & supplements: standard import; expect UK VAT and possible carrier clearance/inspection fees (not charged at checkout by us).

Not sure? Contact us before ordering — we’ll help.