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The Coffee

100% Satanica Coffee

No, it's not
supermarket coffee.

Every time we release a coffee, the same line comes back: supermarket beans with our logo on them, sold for a fortune. Fair enough — so here's the straight answer. What's in the bag, how it differs from the can on the shelf, and why we'd never put our name on the other thing.

83 /100

SCA score

The Specialty Coffee Association grades coffee on a 100-point scale, judged by certified tasters. Eighty is the line between specialty and commercial — the grade that fills supermarket shelves. Ours clears it. "Specialty" is a grade, not a slogan we invented.

What that actually means

Supermarket Ours
GradeUngraded commercial83 / 100, SCA scale
OriginAnonymous bulk blendTraceable, single named origins
BeansOften Arabica + Robusta100% Arabica, grown 1,100 m+
FreshnessRoasted months agoFresh batches, roast-dated
RoastDark, uniformProfiled to the bean
PriceLowHigher — and now you know why

Clean green

Specialty coffee is sorted to almost no defects before it's ever roasted — no sour, moldy or broken beans slipping through. Commercial grade tolerates plenty of what we screen out.

Roasted to taste like something

A lot of cheap coffee is roasted dark and uniform, partly to hide its defects. Ours is roasted to bring out what the bean actually is.

Fresh, and dated

Every bag carries a roast date and is meant to be drunk within weeks. Flat, months-old coffee is most of what people assume coffee tastes like. It isn't.

Beans being weighed at the Kawana roastery in Gdańsk

Roasted in Gdańsk

We don't roast it ourselves. We don't pretend to.

It's roasted for us by Kawana — a specialty roastery in Gdańsk, our hometown. We buy in small, frequent batches instead of stockpiling, so the stock stays fresh: it reaches us a day or two after roasting, with the roast date on the bag. Not warehouse coffee that's been sitting for months.

Don't take our word for it

Buy one bag. Brew it next to whatever's in your cupboard. That's the whole argument — if we're wrong, the first cup will tell you. We don't think we are, which is exactly why our name is on it.

Shop the coffee

Pure ritual. No compromise.

Entrega ultrarrápida

Enviamos a todo el mundo en pocos días.

Satisfecho o reembolsado

Puedes devolver el pedido en 14 días y recibir reembolso.

Atención de primera

Siempre orientados al cliente — con rapidez y precisión.

Pagos seguros

Usamos solo operadores de pago de confianza y nunca almacenamos datos de tu tarjeta.

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U.S. orders — no surprises

To make shopping easier and fully transparent, U.S. orders are shipped via USPS in Delivered Duty Paid (DDP) mode. All import duties, taxes, and clearance costs are included at checkout.

This means:

  • No extra fees on delivery — USPS will not collect any money from you.
  • The total you see at checkout is the final total.
  • Faster, smoother delivery with no paperwork or surprises at your door.
  • Apparel and other merch: applicable duties are calculated and collected at checkout.
  • Coffee / tea: shipped without any additional FDA or import fees. Everything is included in the checkout total.

In short: what you pay at checkout is exactly what you pay — nothing more.

If you’re unsure, please contact us before ordering — we’ll help.

Viktig for kunder i Norge (VOEC)

Vi er VOEC-registrert. For forbrukerbestillinger med VOEC-godkjente varer (hver vare ≤ NOK 3 000) påløper det ingen import- eller håndteringsgebyrer ved levering. Norsk MVA (25 %) beregnes i kassen (varer + frakt) og innbetales av oss i Norge.

  • Grensen gjelder per vare (frakt regnes ikke inn i vareverdien).
  • Unntak: mat og drikke (inkl. kaffe), kosttilskudd, alkohol, tobakk — sendes utenfor VOEC; import-MVA/fortollingsgebyrer kan påløpe ved levering.
  • B2B-bestillinger: VOEC gjelder for forbrukere; bedrifter følger ordinære import-/MVA-regler.
  • Blandet handlekurv (f.eks. VOEC-varer + kaffe): vurder separate bestillinger for å beholde VOEC-fordelene.

Usikker på om bestillingen kvalifiserer? Kontakt oss — vi hjelper deg.

Heads-up for UK customers

We charge UK VAT at checkout on all orders (VAT no.: GB369523368).

  • Orders ≤ £135: Duty-free and nothing to pay on delivery — UK VAT is already collected at checkout.
  • Orders > £135: the carrier may collect import VAT and any applicable customs duties on delivery. If that happens, contact us — we’ll refund the UK VAT paid at checkout (proof of carrier charges may be required).
  • Media only (stickers, wall prints, posters, vinyl records, audio CDs): typically 0% customs duty (UK VAT still applies).
  • Mixed orders (e.g., vinyl/CD + apparel/other merch): non-media items may incur duty; the carrier may charge a clearance/disbursement fee.
  • Food / coffee / tea & supplements: standard import; expect UK VAT and possible carrier clearance/inspection fees (not charged at checkout by us).

Not sure? Contact us before ordering — we’ll help.

Aviso importante para clientes en México

Enviamos a México en condiciones DAP (Entregado en el Lugar) — los aranceles de importación, el IVA y las tarifas de aduana no están incluidos en el total de tu pedido y serán cobrados por la aduana mexicana o el transportista al momento de la entrega.

  • Camisetas de algodón: arancel aprox. 15–20%
  • Sudaderas de algodón: arancel aprox. 15–20%
  • Discos de vinilo: arancel 0%
  • CDs de audio: arancel 0%
  • IVA: 16% sobre el valor CIF (costo + seguro + flete) más el arancel aplicable
  • El transportista puede cobrar una tarifa adicional de gestión aduanal por anticipar los pagos a la aduana.

Los aranceles finales dependen de la clasificación HTS del producto, los materiales y los procedimientos del transportista. Los valores indicados son orientativos.

Nota sobre el método de envío: Los pedidos enviados por UPS Express Saver siempre pasan por un despacho aduanal completo — se aplicarán aranceles y tarifas de gestión. Los pedidos enviados por Correos de México (servicio postal) a veces pasan sin cobro de aranceles en paquetes pequeños, aunque esto no está garantizado — los aranceles son legalmente exigibles independientemente de si el transportista los cobra o no.

Si los cargos de importación no son pagados:

  • El paquete puede ser devuelto a nosotros a tu cargo o retenido por la aduana mexicana.
  • En caso de devolución, el reembolso se reducirá por todos los costos de envío de retorno y manipulación.
  • Si el paquete es destruido por la aduana, no se emitirá ningún reembolso.

¿Tienes dudas? Contáctanos antes de realizar tu pedido — te ayudamos a estimar los cargos probables.

Важливе повідомлення для клієнтів з України

Ми відправляємо до України на умовах DAP (Delivered At Place) — імпортне мито, ПДВ та митні збори не включені у вартість замовлення і стягуватимуться Митною службою України або перевізником при доставці.

  • Бавовняні футболки: мито ≈ 10% + ПДВ 20% від вартості CIF + мито
  • Бавовняні худі: мито ≈ 10–12% + ПДВ 20% від вартості CIF + мито
  • Вінілові платівки: мито 0% · ПДВ 20%
  • Аудіо CD: мито 0% · ПДВ 20%
  • Перевізник («Укрпошта», DHL, UPS) може додатково стягнути плату за митне оформлення.

Вартість CIF — це сума вартості товару, страховки та вартості доставки. Остаточні суми залежать від класифікації ТН ЗЕД, матеріалів та процедур перевізника. Вказані значення є орієнтовними.

Якщо митні збори не будуть сплачені:

  • Посилка може бути повернута нам за ваш рахунок або затримана митною службою України.
  • У разі повернення сума відшкодування буде зменшена на всі витрати з пересилання та обробки.
  • Якщо посилку буде знищено, відшкодування не здійснюється.

Маєте питання? Зв'яжіться з нами перед замовленням — допоможемо оцінити орієнтовні витрати.

Important notice for Canadian customers

We ship to Canada under DAP (Delivered At Place) terms — import duties, GST/HST and carrier brokerage fees are not included in your checkout total and will be collected by Canada Border Services Agency (CBSA) or your carrier upon delivery.

Canada's duty-free de minimis threshold is CAD $20 — almost all orders will be subject to duties and taxes.

Note on shipping method: Orders sent via UPS Express Saver will always go through full customs clearance — duties and brokerage fees apply. Orders sent via Canada Post (postal service) sometimes pass through without duty collection on smaller packages, though this is not guaranteed — duties are legally owed regardless of whether the carrier collects them.

  • Cotton T-shirts: duty approx. 18%
  • Cotton hoodies / sweatshirts: duty approx. 18%
  • Vinyl records: duty 0%
  • Audio CDs: duty 0%
  • GST/HST: 5–15% depending on your province, applied on CIF value (cost + insurance + freight) + applicable duty
  • Your carrier (DHL, UPS, Canada Post) may charge an additional brokerage or disbursement fee for advancing customs payments on your behalf.

Final amounts depend on the product's HTS classification, materials and carrier procedures. The values above are for guidance only.

Note: Orders shipped via standard postal service (Canada Post) are sometimes delivered without duties being collected — however, this cannot be guaranteed and depends on CBSA's discretion. Courier shipments (DHL, UPS) are more likely to have duties collected on delivery.

If import fees are not paid:

  • The parcel may be returned to us at your cost or held by CBSA.
  • For returns, your refund will be reduced by all return shipping and handling costs charged to us.
  • If the parcel is destroyed by customs, no refund will be issued.

Not sure about the likely costs? Contact us before ordering — we'll help you estimate the charges.