
Christ Is Cringe T-Shirt
Benefícios principais
Por que é diferente
- Desenvolvido do zero — cortado e costurado na Polônia exclusivamente para Behemoth × NeroNoir.
- Algodão premium obtido de forma ética para maciez e respirabilidade excepcionais.
- Estampa resistente ao desbotamento que mantém a forma após inúmeras lavagens.
- Mentalidade slow fashion — pequenas tiragens, impacto ambiental reduzido.
- Certificação Oeko-Tex® Standard 100 Classe I — seguro até mesmo para peles sensíveis.
- Construção ultradurável e impressão perfeitamente alinhada que não desbota nem descasca — anos-luz à frente do merch convencional.
☠️ Entrega Xmass 2025
Faça o seu pedido até Dec 10 com Courier para receber o pacote antes da véspera de Xmass (24 de dezembro de 2025).
Baseado nos nossos tempos de trânsito históricos a partir da Polónia. As datas são estimativas – não podemos garantir a entrega em caso de atrasos inesperados da transportadora.
GPSR Information
Manufacturer: Behemoth Webstore Maciej Gruszka, Gdyńska 99, 80-297 Miszewo, Poland, NIP PL5842331183
Certification: CE ✅
Contact email: support@behemoth-store.com
A special, one-time design from NeroNoir Design - A Brand By Nergal.
"I would have never come up with this title myself—my adversaries handed it to me. When we released the teasers and Behemoth’s latest video, The Shit of God, our social media got flooded with „Christ is King” comments. Christ is Cringe is merely a reworking of a slogan they introduced, our response to their all-too-brief surge of faith."
This design is available for 24 hours only and only then it can be ordered. It won't be available anytime later.
NOTE: the images are mock-ups and although it will look very similar, it will not be 100% the same.
Crafted in Poland from premium cotton.
Key Features:
- Premium Cotton: Made from top-tier cotton for exceptional softness and comfort.
- Durable Construction: Built to last, ensuring your t-shirt retains its shape and color for years to come.
- Slow Fashion: Embrace sustainability and longevity with this high-quality, long-lasting t-shirt.
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Oeko-Tex Standard 100 highest class 1 certificate ensures that the product is harmless to human health and every thread has been tested against a list of over 1,000 harmful substances. Find more here.
Ensure a perfect fit:
To avoid unnecessary returns and exchanges, please follow these steps before ordering:
- Open the size chart.
- Measure your existing clothing according to the instructions provided.
- Compare your measurements to the size chart to find the perfect fit.
- Avoid relying solely on your usual size (e.g., "I usually wear L"). Sizing standards can vary significantly, and measuring is crucial for optimal comfort.
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GPSR Information
Manufacturer: Behemoth Webstore Maciej Gruszka, Gdyńska 99, 80-297 Miszewo, Poland, NIP PL5842331183
Certification: CE ✅
Contact email: support@behemoth-store.com