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Lightning fast delivery

We deliver our orders within few days worldwide!

Satisfied or refunded

You can return the order within 14 days and get a refund

Top-notch support

Always pro-customer oriented, fast and accurate

Secure payments

We only use trusted and secure payment operators and we do not store your payment data

U.S. orders — no surprises

To make shopping easier and fully transparent, U.S. orders are shipped via USPS in Delivered Duty Paid (DDP) mode. All import duties, taxes, and clearance costs are included at checkout.

This means:

No extra fees on delivery — USPS will not collect any money from you.
The total you see at checkout is the final total.
Faster, smoother delivery with no paperwork or surprises at your door.

Apparel and other merch: applicable duties are calculated and collected at checkout.
Coffee / tea: shipped without any additional FDA or import fees. Everything is included in the checkout total.

In short: what you pay at checkout is exactly what you pay — nothing more.

If you’re unsure, please contact us before ordering — we’ll help.

Viktig for kunder i Norge (VOEC)

Vi er VOEC-registrert. For forbrukerbestillinger med VOEC-godkjente varer (hver vare ≤ NOK 3 000) påløper det ingen import- eller håndteringsgebyrer ved levering. Norsk MVA (25 %) beregnes i kassen (varer + frakt) og innbetales av oss i Norge.

Grensen gjelder per vare (frakt regnes ikke inn i vareverdien).
Unntak: mat og drikke (inkl. kaffe), kosttilskudd, alkohol, tobakk — sendes utenfor VOEC; import-MVA/fortollingsgebyrer kan påløpe ved levering.
B2B-bestillinger: VOEC gjelder for forbrukere; bedrifter følger ordinære import-/MVA-regler.
Blandet handlekurv (f.eks. VOEC-varer + kaffe): vurder separate bestillinger for å beholde VOEC-fordelene.

Usikker på om bestillingen kvalifiserer? Kontakt oss — vi hjelper deg.

Heads-up for UK customers

We charge UK VAT at checkout on all orders (VAT no.: GB369523368).

Orders ≤ £135: Duty-free and nothing to pay on delivery — UK VAT is already collected at checkout.
Orders > £135: the carrier may collect import VAT and any applicable customs duties on delivery. If that happens, contact us — we’ll refund the UK VAT paid at checkout (proof of carrier charges may be required).
Media only (stickers, wall prints, posters, vinyl records, audio CDs): typically 0% customs duty (UK VAT still applies).
Mixed orders (e.g., vinyl/CD + apparel/other merch): non-media items may incur duty; the carrier may charge a clearance/disbursement fee.
Food / coffee / tea & supplements: standard import; expect UK VAT and possible carrier clearance/inspection fees (not charged at checkout by us).

Not sure? Contact us before ordering — we’ll help.

日本のお客様へ — 関税・消費税について

日本郵便にて発送いたします。お荷物は配達時に日本税関による審査を受ける場合があり、関税・消費税等はお客様のご負担となります（当店での徴収はございません）。

CIF合計が¥10,000以下の場合：関税・消費税ともに免除となります。
CIF合計が¥10,000を超える場合：CIF価格に対して関税5%、さらに関税込み価格に対して消費税10%が課されます。
計算例：¥15,000のご注文 → 関税約¥750 ＋消費税約¥1,575 ＝ 合計約¥2,325
CIF価格には送料が含まれます（商品代金＋送料＋保険料の合計が課税対象）。
日本郵便の通関手数料：1荷物あたり¥200（定額）が別途かかります。

ご不明な点はお問い合わせください。