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NeroNoir — 'Piss Off' Black T-Shirt — 72h Pre-Order
NeroNoir Design

NeroNoir — 'Piss Off' Black T-Shirt — 72h Pre-Order

Sale price€31,95

Key Benefits

🇵🇱 Printed in Poland 180 g/m² Organic Cotton Medium Fit Built to Last GOTS / OEKO-TEX® / PETA
Why it’s different
  • Printed in Poland on high-quality blanks — built on a carefully selected, high-standard tee base.
  • Premium organic cotton (180 g/m²) — combed organic cotton jersey for softness and durability.
  • Structured construction — set-in sleeves, side-seamed body, and a 1×1 rib collar for a stable neckline.
  • Reinforced finishing — double stitching at sleeve hems and bottom hem for shape retention and long-term wear.
  • Built to last — designed to withstand repeated washing while maintaining form, color, and print integrity.
  • Certified & responsible — produced under strict textile standards (GOTS / OEKO-TEX® Standard 100 / PETA-Approved Vegan).
SKU: NN0031-S
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30 Tage kostenlose DHL-Retoure (DE)

Rückgabe im Portal melden: account.behemoth-store.com. Nach Genehmigung senden wir per E-Mail ein prepaid DHL Rücksendeetikett. Kein Konto? Schreiben Sie an support@behemoth-store.com mit Ihrer Bestellnummer — wir legen die Rückgabe manuell an.

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GPSR Information

Manufacturer: Behemoth Webstore Maciej Gruszka, Gdyńska 99, 80-297 Miszewo, Poland, NIP PL5842331183

Certification: CE ✅

Contact email: support@behemoth-store.com

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NeroNoir — 'Piss Off' T-Shirt

A special design from NeroNoir Design — A Brand By Nergal.

Available in two colours — black and white. This is the black version.

⚠ PRE-ORDER — 72 HOURS ONLY: Order within the next 72 hours to secure your piece. Once the window closes, this design will never be available again. Ships mid-July.

NOTE: Images shown are mock-ups. The final product will look very similar but may not be 100% identical.

WE ARE USING EUROPEAN SIZING — CHECK THE SIZE CHART BEFORE PURCHASING.

Nergal

PISS OFF!

This absolutely outstanding design — inspired by medieval illustrations — was created in collaboration with the brilliant Polish designer Mara Arts.

As you can see, it's pure wordplay. Simple. Sharp. Direct.

A beautiful graphic wrapped around a phrase that some people will probably call scandalous — while for me it's just everyday language. Certain values, certain ideologies, certain forms of hypocrisy — things we simply don't align with — we say it round and clear: PISS OFF!

Not everything is meant to comfort everyone, right?

The design is so good we decided to make two colour versions — black and white!

Dark humour meets a super bold message.

Limited-time release. No reprints.

Get yours NOW!

🇺🇸 Note for US Customers

We now offer new, significantly reduced shipping rates to the United States. Your order ships DDP (Delivered Duty Paid) — meaning no customs fees, no import charges, no surprises at your door. The price you pay at checkout is the final price. Period.

A Statement of Quality – NeroNoir Premium T-Shirt

This is not disposable merchandise. It's a carefully selected, refined garment designed to meet the same standards of quality, durability, and comfort we've always stood for.

Built on a premium 180 g/m² organic cotton jersey, this t-shirt delivers a balanced, substantial feel without sacrificing breathability. The fabric is soft, stable, and resistant to deformation — made to age properly, not fall apart.

A modern unisex silhouette with side seams keeps the shape clean and consistent, while reinforced stitching and construction details are there for one reason: longevity.

Key Features

  • Premium organic cotton (180 g/m²) — combed organic cotton jersey for softness and durability.
  • Structured construction — set-in sleeves, side-seamed body, and a 1×1 rib collar for a stable neckline.
  • Reinforced finishing — double stitching at sleeve hems and bottom hem for shape retention and long-term wear.
  • Built to last — designed to withstand repeated washing while maintaining form, color, and print integrity.
  • Certified & responsible — produced under strict textile standards (GOTS / OEKO-TEX® Standard 100 / PETA-Approved Vegan).
  • Timeless fit — medium fit built for daily wear and statement pieces alike.

Care

Wash with similar colours. To protect the print and extend its life:

  • Wash and iron inside out. Screen-printed ink sits on the surface of the fabric — turning the garment inside out prevents direct friction against the print during washing, which is the primary cause of cracking and fading over time.
  • Do not iron directly on the print. Always iron inside out or place a cloth between the iron and the garment.
  • Wash at 30–40°C maximum. Higher temperatures weaken the ink bond and accelerate colour loss.
  • Avoid tumble drying on high heat. Air dry or use low heat to preserve both the print and the fabric.

Certification & Notes

Colours and cotton are certified to the most important and most restrictive Global Organic Textile Standard (GOTS), ensuring organic materials, safe processing, and responsible production.

This t-shirt reflects our belief that quality should be felt, not explained. No shortcuts. No compromises. Just a premium garment worthy of the name it carries.

Ensure a perfect fit:

To avoid unnecessary returns and exchanges, please follow these steps before ordering:

  • Open the size chart.
  • Measure your existing clothing according to the instructions provided.
  • Compare your measurements to the size chart to find the perfect fit.
  • Avoid relying solely on your usual size (e.g., "I usually wear L"). Sizing standards can vary significantly, and measuring is crucial for optimal comfort.
NeroNoir — 'Piss Off' Black T-Shirt — 72h Pre-Order
NeroNoir — 'Piss Off' Black T-Shirt — 72h Pre-Order Sale price€31,95

Lightning fast delivery

We deliver our orders within few days worldwide!

Satisfied or refunded

You can return the order within 14 days and get a refund

Top-notch support

Always pro-customer oriented, fast and accurate

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U.S. orders — no surprises

To make shopping easier and fully transparent, U.S. orders are shipped via USPS in Delivered Duty Paid (DDP) mode. All import duties, taxes, and clearance costs are included at checkout.

This means:

  • No extra fees on delivery — USPS will not collect any money from you.
  • The total you see at checkout is the final total.
  • Faster, smoother delivery with no paperwork or surprises at your door.
  • Apparel and other merch: applicable duties are calculated and collected at checkout.
  • Coffee / tea: shipped without any additional FDA or import fees. Everything is included in the checkout total.

In short: what you pay at checkout is exactly what you pay — nothing more.

If you’re unsure, please contact us before ordering — we’ll help.

Viktig for kunder i Norge (VOEC)

Vi er VOEC-registrert. For forbrukerbestillinger med VOEC-godkjente varer (hver vare ≤ NOK 3 000) påløper det ingen import- eller håndteringsgebyrer ved levering. Norsk MVA (25 %) beregnes i kassen (varer + frakt) og innbetales av oss i Norge.

  • Grensen gjelder per vare (frakt regnes ikke inn i vareverdien).
  • Unntak: mat og drikke (inkl. kaffe), kosttilskudd, alkohol, tobakk — sendes utenfor VOEC; import-MVA/fortollingsgebyrer kan påløpe ved levering.
  • B2B-bestillinger: VOEC gjelder for forbrukere; bedrifter følger ordinære import-/MVA-regler.
  • Blandet handlekurv (f.eks. VOEC-varer + kaffe): vurder separate bestillinger for å beholde VOEC-fordelene.

Usikker på om bestillingen kvalifiserer? Kontakt oss — vi hjelper deg.

Heads-up for UK customers

We charge UK VAT at checkout on all orders (VAT no.: GB369523368).

  • Orders ≤ £135: Duty-free and nothing to pay on delivery — UK VAT is already collected at checkout.
  • Orders > £135: the carrier may collect import VAT and any applicable customs duties on delivery. If that happens, contact us — we’ll refund the UK VAT paid at checkout (proof of carrier charges may be required).
  • Media only (stickers, wall prints, posters, vinyl records, audio CDs): typically 0% customs duty (UK VAT still applies).
  • Mixed orders (e.g., vinyl/CD + apparel/other merch): non-media items may incur duty; the carrier may charge a clearance/disbursement fee.
  • Food / coffee / tea & supplements: standard import; expect UK VAT and possible carrier clearance/inspection fees (not charged at checkout by us).

Not sure? Contact us before ordering — we’ll help.

Aviso importante para clientes en México

Enviamos a México en condiciones DAP (Entregado en el Lugar) — los aranceles de importación, el IVA y las tarifas de aduana no están incluidos en el total de tu pedido y serán cobrados por la aduana mexicana o el transportista al momento de la entrega.

  • Camisetas de algodón: arancel aprox. 15–20%
  • Sudaderas de algodón: arancel aprox. 15–20%
  • Discos de vinilo: arancel 0%
  • CDs de audio: arancel 0%
  • IVA: 16% sobre el valor CIF (costo + seguro + flete) más el arancel aplicable
  • El transportista puede cobrar una tarifa adicional de gestión aduanal por anticipar los pagos a la aduana.

Los aranceles finales dependen de la clasificación HTS del producto, los materiales y los procedimientos del transportista. Los valores indicados son orientativos.

Nota sobre el método de envío: Los pedidos enviados por UPS Express Saver siempre pasan por un despacho aduanal completo — se aplicarán aranceles y tarifas de gestión. Los pedidos enviados por Correos de México (servicio postal) a veces pasan sin cobro de aranceles en paquetes pequeños, aunque esto no está garantizado — los aranceles son legalmente exigibles independientemente de si el transportista los cobra o no.

Si los cargos de importación no son pagados:

  • El paquete puede ser devuelto a nosotros a tu cargo o retenido por la aduana mexicana.
  • En caso de devolución, el reembolso se reducirá por todos los costos de envío de retorno y manipulación.
  • Si el paquete es destruido por la aduana, no se emitirá ningún reembolso.

¿Tienes dudas? Contáctanos antes de realizar tu pedido — te ayudamos a estimar los cargos probables.

Важливе повідомлення для клієнтів з України

Ми відправляємо до України на умовах DAP (Delivered At Place) — імпортне мито, ПДВ та митні збори не включені у вартість замовлення і стягуватимуться Митною службою України або перевізником при доставці.

  • Бавовняні футболки: мито ≈ 10% + ПДВ 20% від вартості CIF + мито
  • Бавовняні худі: мито ≈ 10–12% + ПДВ 20% від вартості CIF + мито
  • Вінілові платівки: мито 0% · ПДВ 20%
  • Аудіо CD: мито 0% · ПДВ 20%
  • Перевізник («Укрпошта», DHL, UPS) може додатково стягнути плату за митне оформлення.

Вартість CIF — це сума вартості товару, страховки та вартості доставки. Остаточні суми залежать від класифікації ТН ЗЕД, матеріалів та процедур перевізника. Вказані значення є орієнтовними.

Якщо митні збори не будуть сплачені:

  • Посилка може бути повернута нам за ваш рахунок або затримана митною службою України.
  • У разі повернення сума відшкодування буде зменшена на всі витрати з пересилання та обробки.
  • Якщо посилку буде знищено, відшкодування не здійснюється.

Маєте питання? Зв'яжіться з нами перед замовленням — допоможемо оцінити орієнтовні витрати.

Important notice for Canadian customers

We ship to Canada under DAP (Delivered At Place) terms — import duties, GST/HST and carrier brokerage fees are not included in your checkout total and will be collected by Canada Border Services Agency (CBSA) or your carrier upon delivery.

Canada's duty-free de minimis threshold is CAD $20 — almost all orders will be subject to duties and taxes.

Note on shipping method: Orders sent via UPS Express Saver will always go through full customs clearance — duties and brokerage fees apply. Orders sent via Canada Post (postal service) sometimes pass through without duty collection on smaller packages, though this is not guaranteed — duties are legally owed regardless of whether the carrier collects them.

  • Cotton T-shirts: duty approx. 18%
  • Cotton hoodies / sweatshirts: duty approx. 18%
  • Vinyl records: duty 0%
  • Audio CDs: duty 0%
  • GST/HST: 5–15% depending on your province, applied on CIF value (cost + insurance + freight) + applicable duty
  • Your carrier (DHL, UPS, Canada Post) may charge an additional brokerage or disbursement fee for advancing customs payments on your behalf.

Final amounts depend on the product's HTS classification, materials and carrier procedures. The values above are for guidance only.

Note: Orders shipped via standard postal service (Canada Post) are sometimes delivered without duties being collected — however, this cannot be guaranteed and depends on CBSA's discretion. Courier shipments (DHL, UPS) are more likely to have duties collected on delivery.

If import fees are not paid:

  • The parcel may be returned to us at your cost or held by CBSA.
  • For returns, your refund will be reduced by all return shipping and handling costs charged to us.
  • If the parcel is destroyed by customs, no refund will be issued.

Not sure about the likely costs? Contact us before ordering — we'll help you estimate the charges.