{"product_id":"neronoir-piss-off-white-t-shirt-72h-pre-order","title":"NeroNoir — 'Piss Off' White T-Shirt — 72h Pre-Order","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNeroNoir — 'Piss Off' T-Shirt\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA special design from NeroNoir Design — A Brand By Nergal.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in two colours — black and white. This is the white version.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #e51414;\"\u003e⚠ PRE-ORDER — 72 HOURS ONLY: Order within the next 72 hours to secure your piece. Once the window closes, this design will never be available again. Ships mid-July.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #e51414;\"\u003eNOTE: Images shown are mock-ups. The final product will look very similar but may not be 100% identical.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #e51414;\"\u003eWE ARE USING EUROPEAN SIZING — CHECK THE SIZE CHART BEFORE PURCHASING.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"border-left: 4px solid #ffffff; padding: 16px 22px; margin: 28px 0;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0 0 10px 0; letter-spacing: 0.08em; font-size: 0.85em; text-transform: uppercase; opacity: 0.5;\"\u003eNergal\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePISS OFF!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThis absolutely outstanding design — inspired by medieval illustrations — was created in collaboration with the brilliant Polish designer Mara Arts.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eAs you can see, it's pure wordplay. Simple. Sharp. Direct.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eA beautiful graphic wrapped around a phrase that some people will probably call scandalous — while for me it's just everyday language. Certain values, certain ideologies, certain forms of hypocrisy — things we simply don't align with — we say it round and clear: PISS OFF!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eNot everything is meant to comfort everyone, right?\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe design is so good we decided to make two colour versions — black and white!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eDark humour meets a super bold message.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eLimited-time release. No reprints.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eGet yours NOW!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"border: 1px solid #ffffff; padding: 16px 22px; margin: 28px 0;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0 0 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🇺🇸 Note for US Customers\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0;\"\u003eWe now offer new, significantly reduced shipping rates to the United States. Your order ships \u003cstrong\u003eDDP (Delivered Duty Paid)\u003c\/strong\u003e — meaning \u003cstrong\u003eno customs fees, no import charges, no surprises at your door.\u003c\/strong\u003e The price you pay at checkout is the final price. Period.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product-copy\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eA Statement of Quality – NeroNoir Premium T-Shirt\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is not disposable merchandise. It's a carefully selected, refined garment designed to meet the same standards of quality, durability, and comfort we've always stood for.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBuilt on a premium \u003cstrong\u003e180 g\/m²\u003c\/strong\u003e organic cotton jersey, this t-shirt delivers a balanced, substantial feel without sacrificing breathability. 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